Well here’s a question I just had to answering straight away:
Question: SURVEY~What Are Some Dodgy Things to Say to a First Date?
Answer: Even during outbreaks if we’re careful its not contagious,,
Well here’s a question I just had to answering straight away:
Can I borrow your underwear?
is a BJ out of the question?
Wanna do a tour of my dungeon?
"So why did you break up with your last bf/gf?"
What what in the butt?
"Ever dated a convict"
"What do you think of marriage"
"You like kids"
Cheers =)
"i have a sore hand. can you hold my d*ck while i pee?"
LOL Dodgy? You english crack me up in a good way. I love it! I knew where you were from before I even clicked on the Q.
Honest answer, I would just be yourself and try to relax. Say whatever you feel is right.
Good luck then!
"I could fuck you like an animal."
How much is that dodgy in the window???
Do you want to do it dodgy style???
lets make this quick i have another date in a half an hour
have you had sex on a swing ?
"Can I shower at your place, it’s faster than driving all the way to the river"
wana go for a ride through the hills in the trunk of my car..i swear im not thinkin of killin you or anything…
do u honestly like me?
or
so hows the date going?
or even (if it gets bad):
who were ur last boyfriends and how did they treat u? i could TTLY do bettr than the last guy.
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my ex had bigger boobs than u
So…want to meet my parents?
Im really sorry but, i thought you were younger….
Let’s Get Married!
you look like my ex wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend but even she/he was prettier/handsomer :O
i forgot my wallet, your paying biiiittttchhhh
wanna play leap frog?
I got a surprise for you [said in creepy horror style voice!]
love Lady Cadilaq’s answer, made me laugh:)
I would like you to meet my sister, she’s my mom too
Hi & Bye………….
What do you do when you run out of clean underwear. Do you wear dirty underwear or do you go commando?